This is just too WEIRD?! Seriously?

A man claiming to be Angelina Jolie's cousin, has attempted to get a temporary restraining order against Brad Pitt, John Travolta and the Church of Scientology.

The man alleges the two actors beat him after the Pope sent him to Florida to prevent Pitt from becoming a Scientologist.

According to federal court documents filed by Jonathan Jolie, he alleges that on June 1, he was assaulted by Pitt and Travolta at the Church of Scientology in Clearwater, Fla. Jonathan claims the two actors beat him, hog-tied him and dumped him in the Gulf of Mexico, where he was bitten by a fish.

The man claims to live in the Vatican City and says he was sent directly by Pope Benedict XVI to spy on and prevent Pitt from joining the religion founded by science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard.

Jolie's alleged cousin makes other wild accusations in the documents, such as suggesting a secret affair occurred between Pitt and Travolta, which he says Pitt begged him not to tell Angelina about.