Or it's at least how you embarrass your self in public. I must be making my feminist studies professor so proud...I'm sorry Professor Cambell.

I blame the fact that I was in the last row for the game. That's the only reason I can think of for why the sign didn't work.

But really, as far as signs go, that thing popped, non?

Bend me, Beckham!

Police have released pics of the four suspects from the smoke bombing this morning. Know any of them?

Beastie Boy Adam 'MCA' Yauch died Friday after a lengthy battle with cancer. He was 47. Lastnight at the Hollywood Bowl Coldplay paid tribute with a piano-led version of (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party). Beeeautiful.

A forensic expert mocked up a photo of what JESSICA SIMPSON'S baby will look like in a few years . . . I feel like it's heads gonna do a 360. That, or it looks like a mini Stepford Wife.

Cute or no?

Think we broke this one!

Brad Smith is Mr Bachelor Canada! He is the son of the well known Larry Smith, a good looking guy and former player in the cfl. It all fits. And he comes from Hudson!

Zing!